In Sam We Trust

!!c1QfXUgcGY0: Ha ha, no, of course not.Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:10:49 -0400

!!c1QfXUgcGY0: Ha ha, no, of course not.Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo...:

Ha ha, no, of course not.

Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the “if you’re not paying money for a service, then you’re not a customer, you’re the product.” saying exists.

Here is some fully general advice: If you’re the user of a free-to-use website, and you…

askinnyblackman: duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:44:22 -0400

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:55:34 -0400

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit has a body count. - Heathers...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:44:04 -0400

Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit has a body count. - Heathers (1988)

sleepysoda: HEY GUYS I’M REBUILDING MY MUSIC LIBRARY. TELL ME WHAT TO GET THX!!! (obligatory...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:59:50 -0400

sleepysoda:

HEY GUYS

I’M REBUILDING MY MUSIC LIBRARY. TELL ME WHAT TO GET

THX!!!

(obligatory question mark?)

Baths just put out a really good album

kyu-bee: this is so terrifying to me

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:31:15 -0400

kyu-bee:

this is so terrifying to me

richard-dawkins: my god twitter: everyone is dril

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:57:50 -0400

richard-dawkins:

my god

twitter: everyone is dril

raposabee: cynically-colorblind: raposaboo: cynically-colorblind: I believe orgasms are a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:43:57 -0400

raposabee:

cynically-colorblind:

raposaboo:

cynically-colorblind:

I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.

teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology

I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.

same…..

whenthefirenationattacks: archiemcphee: These awesome photos,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:53:49 -0400

whenthefirenationattacks:

archiemcphee:

These awesome photos, in which rolling waves appear to be both perfectly frozen in time and miraculously made solid, are the work of French photographer Pierre Carreau.

Carreau “shoots waves with a variety of high speed cameras using various macro and wide angle lenses, capturing water shapes that appear more sculptural than liquid.”

Visit his Pierre Carreau’s website to view many more examples of his amazing work. He also offers prints of some of his images via Clic Gallery.

[via Colossal]

crapsulecorporation: How do these nerd kids get away with idolizing Tesla when he was an avowed...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:04:13 -0400

crapsulecorporation:

How do these nerd kids get away with idolizing Tesla when he was an avowed eugenics enthusiast?

ask me questions

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:25:02 -0400

they can even be anons ;)

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:21:52 -0400

i did a nominal amount of internet sleuthing and figured out i absolutely don’t know her at...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:10:00 -0400

i did a nominal amount of internet sleuthing and figured out i absolutely don’t know her at all so she must have just found me randomly??

ok well i’m done talking about this since i figured it out. thanks for reading stuff that should be in tweets on my tumblr

i guess you can’t actually connect social networks to snap chat like i though so it’s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:01:17 -0400

i guess you can’t actually connect social networks to snap chat like i though so it’s one of the 2 people i’ve given my number recently. or someone went way back on twitter and found my name

someone started snap chatting me today and i recognized their face but i cannot for the life of me remember who they are

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:36 -0400

it’s bothering the hell out of me. their snapchat nickname isn’t the same as any other online identity so i just have no clue

dannerzz: goodbye grandma

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:06 -0400

dannerzz:

goodbye grandma

steamedcrab: so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:04:50 -0400

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

drunkpomeranian: sleepysoda: lol shame this awful man

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:33:27 -0400

drunkpomeranian:

sleepysoda:

lol

shame this awful man

I am uncomfortably aware at how ambiguous language is whenever I send a text to somebody.

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:13:28 -0400

I am uncomfortably aware at how ambiguous language is whenever I send a text to somebody.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:34:57 -0400